Someone to Dance With

Title: Someone to Dance With

Author: lapacifidora

Spoilers: Nothing. This is so completely AU, it doesn’t even register for spoilers.

Rating/ Warnings: PG-13

Word Count: 2,658

Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her… The title is based on a line from Michael Penn’s No Myth

Author’s note: Caro, I blame you entirely and without reserve. It’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy.

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( It is a truth, universally acknowledged... )