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Title: The Way I Feel When You Call My Name (3/?)
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Through 4.10, “Intro to Knots”
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14, for themes and brief sexual language. Trigger warnings for slightly rapey characterization, discussion of mental illness and institutionalization.
Word Count: 3,390
Disclaimers: Not mine. The title is from Sleater Kinney’s “Oh.”
Author’s note: For Caro, who asked for it. And for Kerry and Becca, who wanted it, or anything from me, for months now.
Well, having now seen 4.13, “Advanced Introduction to Finality,” I can say this is going to have some similarities with the finale because they are unavoidable. However, there are also going to be some major differences, which I hope will be welcome.
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( “I don’t mind flipping someone off – I’m normally in favor of it – but I usually like to be in control of the decision to do so.” )

Title: The Way I Feel When You Call My Name (2/?)
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Through 4.10, “Intro to Knots”
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14, for themes and language. Trigger warnings for discussion of mental illness and institutionalization.
Word Count: 3,408
Disclaimers: Not mine. The title is from Sleater Kinney’s “Oh.”
Author’s note: For Caro, who asked for it. And for Kerry and Becca, who wanted it, or anything from me, for months now.
Also, I actually started this April 24, following “Intro to Knots,” but then it sat on my hard drive for a week or so before I made any real progress. There will be differences and unintended similarities from both the promo for 4.13 and the actual episode. Additionally, the attitudes of the Greendale Insane Asylum staff are not my own, but are extrapolations and exaggerations of the attitudes expressed in “Curriculum Unavailable.” Also also, I’m working under the assumption the Prime and Darkest Timelines function on different time progressions, in addition to choosing not to relay all scenes chronologically.
P.S. Sorry it took longer: I was in a car collision Tuesday, and it kind of threw me off my game.
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( “He doesn’t speak English.” "Doesn't mean he can't understand you." "That's precisely what it means." )

Title: The Way I Feel When You Call My Name (1/?)
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Through 4.10, “Intro to Knots”
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14, for themes and language. Trigger warnings for slightly rapey characterization, discussion of mental illness and institutionalization.
Word Count: 3,609
Disclaimers: Not mine. The title is from Sleater Kinney’s “Oh.”
Author’s note: For Caro, who asked for it. And for Kerry and Becca, who wanted it, or anything from me, for months now.
Also, I actually started this April 24, following “Intro to Knots,” but then it sat on my hard drive for a week or so before I made any real progress. There will be differences and unintended similarities from both the promo for 4.13 and the actual episode. Additionally, the attitudes of the Greendale Insane Asylum staff are not my own, but are extrapolations and exaggerations of the attitudes expressed in “Curriculum Unavailable.”
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( She’s lucid. She asked for him. )

Title: Just Need to Admit That I Want Sugar In My Tea

Author: lapacifidora

Spoilers: Through 2.4, ‘A New Low’

Rating/ Warnings: PG-14, for insults and mention of bacon-flavored-biscuit-related impropriety; may go up, once Stevie decides to “help”

Word Count: 2,372

Disclaimers: Not mine. I’d certainly be doing a bit of that “Now KISS!” business if they did. The title is from Weezer’s ‘The Good Life.’

Author’s note: I don’t even know what this is. And the utter dearth of ‘Miranda’ fics that aren’t bits of sample episodes means I feel as though I’m scraping this together from scratch.

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( Just before the holidays, their second year at uni, they’d argued about the merits of ‘Starship Troopers’ versus ‘The Fifth Element.’ )

Current Mood: anxious
Current Music: We Are All On Drugs, Weezer

Title: On my feet as far as I can tell

Author: lapacifidora

Spoilers: Set pre-, during & post- ‘Pillar of the Community’

Rating/ Warnings: G

Word Count: 3,077

Disclaimers: Not mine. Sadly. Title is from Paul Westerberg's "Waiting for Somebody."

Author’s note: For eva_aftagrl, who is sick and rude and odd.

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( Down so long, doesn't really matter )

Title: A Fine Romance (2/?)
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Post-“The Politics of Human Sexuality”, AU after that
Rating/ Warnings: R for language, themes and implications. N for Not Safe for Work.
Word Count: 3,520 (4,970 total)
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her…
Author’s note: This is my poor attempt at a smutty sequel to

greta_garbo’s amazing fic, “Snowed In,” which I read and loved when I found this fandom. I only hope it meets with her approval. ~~And that anyone who read part one is willing to read the rest of this, even though it’s months later.~~ Huh. Yeah. Um. Real Life kicked my ass. But I am determined to start finishing my WiPs: If the creators of Lost could do it, so can I. Nothing can be as aggravating or difficult as that, right?
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Previously (Chapter 1)
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( “I feel a plot twist coming.” )

Title: Fire in my eyes and boys on my mind

Author: lapacifidora

Spoilers: 1.01, “Pilot”

Rating/ Warnings: PG-14 this part

Word Count: 2,503

Disclaimers: Not mine. I’ve only been to Portland twice, and it never resembled anything like this one. The title is from The Sounds’ Like a Lady.

Author’s note: This is in response to a genderswap prompt over at the Grimm Kink meme. Specifically, this one.

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( Here There Be Monsters. )

Title: It was always half invented
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Picks up where 1.07, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, leaves off. AU from there on out, but with speculation based on promos for 1.08 and beyond.
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14, for language and implied violence. Canon character death mentioned.
Word Count: 2,757
Disclaimers: Horowitz and Kitsis own everything recognizable from Storybrook and Over There. I don’t possess nearly enough whimsy to have come up with anything like it. The title is from Jimmy Eat World’s song, Littlething.
Author’s note: Ladies, you know who you are and where this came from – I just hope you’re happy you lit the match under my imagination’s ass.
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( She did not, could not, would not break. )
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Title: The Way It Goes
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Everything through 3.10, but nothing specific
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14, for language
Word Count: 2,761
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her…
Author’s note: I don’t know exactly where this came from: I wanted to write something fluffy and happy because real life is kicking my ass lately, but this came out instead. It’s cheesy. It’s dripping in sentimentality. It’s the sort of thing I deem mushy and try to avoid. But writing it made me feel a little bit better, and I hope y’all will indulge me in that much. One more thing: We Are Greendale.
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( Things were looking up: Everything was going to be fine. )

Title: Introduction to Interpersonal Relations: To Illustrate My Last Remark
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Anything through 3.08 is fair game.
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14, for language and implied adult behavior
Word Count: 2,967
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her… Blast From the Past belongs to Bill Kelly and Hugh Wilson.
Author’s note: This was prompted by westwingwolf after Jeff’s slip in “Studies in Modern Movement” that he’s seeing a therapist. She wanted to ‘see’ Jeff’s therapy sessions when he was talking about Annie. Sadly, perhaps, I have a gutter brain. That’s when I turned to honey_pie1 for help. So, I guess you can blame all three of us.
This is also partially inspired by the inimitable Saber Shadow Kat. The chapter of this title is from Johnny Mercer’s “Ac-Cent-Tuate the Positive.”
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( Jeff tapped his fingers against the table cloth, adjusted the alignment of the wine list so it was exactly parallel to the table edge and counted to 100 by increments of five before he stood, straightened his suit jacket and followed Annie to the bar. )

Current Mood: frustrated

Title: Introduction to Interpersonal Relations: I'll never see just what we're meant to be
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Anything through 3.07 is fair game.
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14, for language
Word Count: 2,144
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her… Married to the Mob belongs to Jonathan Demme.
Author’s note: This was prompted by westwingwolf after Jeff’s slip in “Studies in Modern Movement” that he’s seeing a therapist. She wanted to ‘see’ Jeff’s therapy sessions when he was talking about Annie. Sadly, perhaps, I have a gutter brain. That’s when I turned to honey_pie1 for help. So, I guess you can blame all three of us.
This is also partially inspired by the inimitable Saber Shadow Kat. The title of this chapter is from New Order’s “Bizarre Love Triangle.”
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( "You want me to say anything else, be straight with me.” )

Title: Introduction to Interpersonal Relations: Simply Because
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Anything through 3.07 is fair game.
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14, for slightly implied adult behavior
Word Count: 1,902
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her… The 39 Steps belongs to John Buchan and Alfred Hitchcock.
Author’s note: This was prompted by westwingwolf after Jeff’s slip in “Studies in Modern Movement” that he’s seeing a therapist. She wanted to ‘see’ Jeff’s therapy sessions when he was talking about Annie. Sadly, perhaps, I have a gutter brain. That’s when I turned to honey_pie1 for help. So, I guess you can blame all three of us.
This is also partially inspired by the inimitable Saber Shadow Kat. This chapter’s title is from “I’m In the Mood For Love”; I happened to be listening to the version by Louis Armstrong.
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( That was, incidentally, probably the only interesting thing to ever happen in Carson City. )

Title: Introduction to Interpersonal Relations: Inconceivable
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Anything through 3.07 is fair game.
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14, for slightly implied adult behavior
Word Count: 2,033
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her… The Princess Bride belongs to Bill Goldman.
Author’s note: This was prompted by westwingwolf after Jeff’s slip in “Studies in Modern Movement” that he’s seeing a therapist. She wanted to ‘see’ Jeff’s therapy sessions when he was talking about Annie. Sadly, perhaps, I have a gutter brain. That’s when I turned to honey_pie1 for help. So, I guess you can blame all three of us.
This is also partially inspired by the inimitable Saber Shadow Kat. This chapter is especially dedicated to honey_pie1, who suggested this exact scenario.
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( She was smelling him. )

Title: Introduction to Interpersonal Relations: Games You Don’t Wanna Play
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Anything through 3.07 is fair game.
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14, for language and a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it implication
Word Count: 1,517
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her…
Author’s note: This was prompted by

westwingwolfafter Jeff’s slip in “Studies in Modern Movement” that he’s seeing a therapist. She wanted to ‘see’ Jeff’s therapy sessions when he was talking about Annie. Sadly, perhaps, I have a gutter brain. That’s when I turned to

honey_pie1for help. So, I guess you can blame all three of us.
This is also partially inspired by the inimitable Saber Shadow Kat. This chapter’s title is from The All-American Reject’s “Dirty Little Secret.”
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( “Like the show where the guy was terrified of puppies?” )

Title: The Trouble with Omlettes (Or A Toothache, A Skirt and A Bad Egg) (6/?)
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Minor spoilers for season 3, based on the TVLine interview. Assumes knowledge through ‘A Fistful of Paintballs’/ ‘For a Few Paintballs More’
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14 this chapter, for implied adult activities
Word Count: 2,257
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her… ‘Just a Friend’ belongs to Biz Markie.
Author’s note: You are all a bad influence. There was a time I was content with simply reading fic. I rather miss it. Also: The smutty bits are coming, but they keep not working with how the story is unfolding. It’s not as though I have much to work with; just what Beth remembered from her dream
Right: Thanks for your patience. Real life interposed and sucked me dry for a while. But I want to wrap this up and get back to the Pride & Prejudice thing, meaning regular updates! Especially as I have vague plans (idea & POV) for about six or seven more fics.
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( “You don’t know all my clothes.” “Funny. I was pretty sure I’d picked up most of them from my floor at one point or another. Or was this one of the items you had to use the step ladder to retrieve?” )

Title: Like a Little Death: Five Times Jeff Found Annie on a Table, One Time He Didn’t & What Happened After (2/2)
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Spoilers for 3.02
Rating/ Warnings: T, for Tablelicious, and S, for School Girl (‘R’ for Really? I need to spell it out for you?)
Word Count: 2,739 (4,919 total)
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her… Lyrics are from the following: 20 Year Old Lover, Juliette & The Licks; Pumpkin Soup, Kate Nash; You’re So Damn Hot, OK Go; Dirty Little Secret, The All-American Rejects; Ever Fallen In Love, The Buzzcocks; And You Give, Matthew Barber; and Laid, James.
Author’s note: My mind is a twisted, weird place. You’re welcome to visit, but I strongly suggest sticking to the marked path and, please, don’t feed the animals. Also, I haven’t done a re-watch yet, so if the dialogue is off, do let me know.
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( It’s the first time he kisses her the way he’ll kiss her every time from now on. )

Title: Like a Little Death: Five Times Jeff Found Annie on a Table, One Time He Didn’t & What Happened After (1/2)
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Spoilers for 3.02
Rating/ Warnings: T, for Tablelicious, and S, for School Girl (‘R’ for Really? I need to spell it out for you?)
Word Count: 2,179 (4,919 total)
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her… Lyrics are from the following songs: 20 Year Old Lover, Juliette & The Licks; Pumpkin Soup, Kate Nash; You’re So Damn Hot, OK Go; Dirty Little Secret, The All-American Rejects; Ever Fallen In Love, The Buzzcocks; And You Give, Matthew Barber; and Laid, James.
Author’s note: My mind is a twisted, weird place. You’re welcome to visit, but I strongly suggest sticking to the marked path and, please, don’t feed the animals. Also, I haven’t done a re-watch yet, so if the dialogue is off, do let me know.
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( Jeff had wanted to search for her then, to track down these strangers and force them to give Annie back to hi- to them. Because she was their Annie. )

Title: The Trouble with Omlettes (Or A Toothache, A Skirt and A Bad Egg) (5/?)
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Minor spoilers for season 3, based on the TVLine interview. Assumes knowledge through ‘A Fistful of Paintballs’/ ‘For a Few Paintballs More’
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14 this chapter, for implied adult activities
Word Count: 1,532
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her…
Author’s note: You are all a bad influence. There was a time I was content with simply reading fic. I rather miss it. Also: The smutty bits will follow this part. It’s not as though I have much to work with; just what Beth remembered from her dream
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( Screw him. Better yet, don’t screw him. Don’t anyone ever screw him again, ever. I hope his arms fall off, and he wakes up covered with monkey hair. )

Title: The Trouble with Omlettes (Or A Toothache, A Skirt and A Bad Egg) (4/?)
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Minor spoilers for 3.01 and season 3, based on the TVLine interview. Assumes knowledge through ‘A Fistful of Paintballs’/ ‘For a Few Paintballs More’
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14 this chapter, for implied adult activities
Word Count: 2,222
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her…
Author’s note: You are all a bad influence. There was a time I was content with simply reading fic. I rather miss it. Also: The smutty bits will follow this part. It’s not as though I have much to work with; just what Beth remembered from her dream
Right, so this thing is stretching itself out: This part was supposed to have actual smut in it, but then the Jeff and Annie in my head were all, ‘Do you want smut now or do you want to wait till she has the skirt?’ Which is code for ‘We’re going to make you wait.’ Damn them. But I’m going to talk them into something for the next chapter and I’m going to get back to the skirt because, darn it, this story is about an inappropriately short skirt.
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( “Huh. It’s less jerk-face-bachelor-pad than I was expecting.” )

Title: The Trouble with Omlettes (Or A Toothache, A Skirt and A Bad Egg) (3/?)
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Minor spoilers for 3.01 and season 3, based on the TVLine interview. Assumes knowledge through ‘A Fistful of Paintballs’/ ‘For a Few Paintballs More’
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14 this chapter, for implied adult activities
Word Count: 1,880
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her…
Author’s note: You are all a bad influence. There was a time I was content with simply reading fic. I rather miss it. Also: The smutty bits will follow this part. It’s not as though I have much to work with; just what Beth remembered from her dream
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( When Jeff looks back at her, he’s angry, angrier than when he thought Rich might be a part of the group or when she told the dean Chang was a fraud or even when he realized Britta had only agreed to go out to dinner with him so he would fix that disastrous first study group meeting. )

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The Way I Feel When You Call My Name (3/?)
The Way I Feel When You Call My Name (2/?)
The Way I Feel When You Call My name (1/?)
Just Need to Admit that I want Sugar in My Tea
On my feet as far as I can tell
A Fine Romance (2/?)
Fire in my eyes & boys on my mind
It was always half invented
The Way It Goes
Introduction to Interpersonal Relations: To Illustrate My Last Remark
Introduction to Interpersonal Relations: I'll never see just what we're meant to be
Introduction to Interpersonal Relations: Simply Because
Introduction to Interpersonal Relations: Inconceivable
Introduction to Interpersonal Relations: Games You Don't Wanna Play
The Trouble with Omlettes (Or A Toothache, A Skirt and A Bad Egg) (6/?)
Like a Little Death (2/2)
Like a Little Death (1/2)
The Trouble with Omlettes (Or A Toothache, A Skirt and A Bad Egg) (5/?)
The Trouble with Omlettes (Or A Toothache, A Skirt and A Bad Egg) (4/?)
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