The Trouble with Omlettes (Or A Toothache, A Skirt and A Bad Egg) (4/?)

Title: The Trouble with Omlettes (Or A Toothache, A Skirt and A Bad Egg) (4/?)
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Minor spoilers for 3.01 and season 3, based on the TVLine interview. Assumes knowledge through ‘A Fistful of Paintballs’/ ‘For a Few Paintballs More’
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14 this chapter, for implied adult activities
Word Count: 2,222
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her…
Author’s note: You are all a bad influence. There was a time I was content with simply reading fic. I rather miss it. Also: The smutty bits will follow this part. It’s not as though I have much to work with; just what Beth remembered from her dream
            Right, so this thing is stretching itself out: This part was supposed to have actual smut in it, but then the Jeff and Annie in my head were all, ‘Do you want smut now or do you want to wait till she has the skirt?’ Which is code for ‘We’re going to make you wait.’ Damn them. But I’m going to talk them into something for the next chapter and I’m going to get back to the skirt because, darn it, this story is about an inappropriately short skirt.
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( “Huh. It’s less jerk-face-bachelor-pad than I was expecting.” )