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Title: The Trouble with Omlettes (Or A Toothache, A Skirt and A Bad Egg) (5/?)
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Minor spoilers for season 3, based on the TVLine interview. Assumes knowledge through ‘A Fistful of Paintballs’/ ‘For a Few Paintballs More’
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14 this chapter, for implied adult activities
Word Count: 1,532
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her…
Author’s note: You are all a bad influence. There was a time I was content with simply reading fic. I rather miss it. Also: The smutty bits will follow this part. It’s not as though I have much to work with; just what Beth remembered from her dream
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( Screw him. Better yet, don’t screw him. Don’t anyone ever screw him again, ever. I hope his arms fall off, and he wakes up covered with monkey hair. )
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Minor spoilers for season 3, based on the TVLine interview. Assumes knowledge through ‘A Fistful of Paintballs’/ ‘For a Few Paintballs More’
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14 this chapter, for implied adult activities
Word Count: 1,532
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her…
Author’s note: You are all a bad influence. There was a time I was content with simply reading fic. I rather miss it. Also: The smutty bits will follow this part. It’s not as though I have much to work with; just what Beth remembered from her dream
***
( Screw him. Better yet, don’t screw him. Don’t anyone ever screw him again, ever. I hope his arms fall off, and he wakes up covered with monkey hair. )
