Why I'm probably going to Hell, if such a place exists.

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I'm a bad, horrible person.

I slept through my alarm two days in a row and was an hour late for work yesterday and today.

And I got chewed out today about being there for specific hours and not a minute earlier or later. Worse than getting chewed out is getting slammed with Catholic mother guilt. Grr argh.

But being late is not what makes me a bad, horrible person: It's the part where I've decided, against the theoretical advice I know my bestie would give me, I am going to play head games with the coworker who chewed me out.

On the one hand, I'm a bad horrible person.

On the other hand, she votes Republican and doesn't understand that the increase in extreme cold weather is a consequence of global warming, not evidence that Al Gore was wrong.

She kind of has it coming, in the grand scheme of the universe.