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In today's news, Jezebel made me wish I hadn't posted a quote from Clint Eastwood yesterday, I got lost driving home today, and I've decided I can no longer put off buying new jeans.

First, Clint Eastwood is an old-school douchebag. But I kind of knew that already. (Ninth quote down.)
Christina Hendricks was on Ellen and taught Ellen how to walk like Joan.
Hollywood continues to milk the human experience for profit.
USA Today's Bestseller list put a point in the 'maybe yes' column in the long running 'is there a God' debate. (Short answer: Twilight is off the list for the first time in more than three years!)

Also, my friend has seen fit to throw a little free-lance copyediting work my way: Score. So, now, I will get paid $15/ hour to make sure there are no misspellings or extraneous commas while looking at photos of egg rolls. (It's a menu. But I kind of wish it were a book about egg rolls.)