Awesomeness

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In today's news, Jezebel made me wish I hadn't posted a quote from Clint Eastwood yesterday, I got lost driving home today, and I've decided I can no longer put off buying new jeans.

• First, Clint Eastwood is an old-school douchebag. But I kind of knew that already. (Ninth quote down.)
• Christina Hendricks was on Ellen and taught Ellen how to walk like Joan.
• Hollywood continues to milk the human experience for profit.
• USA Today's Bestseller list put a point in the 'maybe yes' column in the long running 'is there a God' debate. (Short answer: Twilight is off the list for the first time in more than three years!)

Also, my friend has seen fit to throw a little free-lance copyediting work my way: Score. So, now, I will get paid $15/ hour to make sure there are no misspellings or extraneous commas while looking at photos of egg rolls. (It's a menu. But I kind of wish it were a book about egg rolls.)