Introduction to Interpersonal Relations: Games You Don't Wanna Play

Title: Introduction to Interpersonal Relations: Games You Don’t Wanna Play
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Anything through 3.07 is fair game.
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14, for language and a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it implication
Word Count: 1,517
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her…
Author’s note: This was prompted by westwingwolfafter Jeff’s slip in “Studies in Modern Movement” that he’s seeing a therapist. She wanted to ‘see’ Jeff’s therapy sessions when he was talking about Annie. Sadly, perhaps, I have a gutter brain. That’s when I turned to honey_pie1for help. So, I guess you can blame all three of us.
            This is also partially inspired by the inimitable Saber Shadow Kat. This chapter’s title is from The All-American Reject’s “Dirty Little Secret.”
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( “Like the show where the guy was terrified of puppies?” )

Introduction to Interpersonal Relations: Inconceivable

Title: Introduction to Interpersonal Relations: Inconceivable
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Anything through 3.07 is fair game.
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14, for slightly implied adult behavior
Word Count: 2,033
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her… The Princess Bride belongs to Bill Goldman.
Author’s note: This was prompted by westwingwolf after Jeff’s slip in “Studies in Modern Movement” that he’s seeing a therapist. She wanted to ‘see’ Jeff’s therapy sessions when he was talking about Annie. Sadly, perhaps, I have a gutter brain. That’s when I turned to honey_pie1 for help. So, I guess you can blame all three of us.  
This is also partially inspired by the inimitable Saber Shadow Kat. This chapter is especially dedicated to honey_pie1, who suggested this exact scenario.
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( She was smelling him. )