Long Gone Lover's Noose (1/1)

Title: Long Gone Lover’s Noose
Author: lapacifidora
Spoilers: Assumes knowledge of the entire series through “Advanced Gay.”
Rating/ Warnings: PG-14 for implied adult activities and language
Word Count: 1,423
Disclaimers: Not mine. Although I think Dan Harmon knows this friend of mine and based Troy on her…
Author’s note: I don’t even know where this came from, other than I like Britta and I miss when she had interesting storylines. Don’t get me wrong: I love that she’s decided on psychology, but I feel like it’s an excuse for the writers to have her prompt Jeff about his issues. The Britta I love is a fully defined character, not just a cog in the machine of another character’s development. Also, the whole edible/Oedipal mispronunciation thing? Not buying it. The bagel thing I get, having experienced it, but Britta is simply not that stupid.
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( OK, so maybe having elaborate murder fantasies about her friends wasn’t entirely normal. But normal was highly over-rated. )